This Is My Tank-Top – Heavy Armor, Zero Sleeves
$34.59 USD
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.26 | 18.23 | 20.24 | 22.24 | 24.25 | 26.22 |
| Length, in | 25.98 | 26.97 | 27.99 | 28.98 | 30.00 | 30.98 |
| Arm opening, in | 9.50 | 10.12 | 10.75 | 11.63 | 12.50 | 13.37 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
The “This Is My Tank-Top” shirt delivers a tactical dose of dad-joke energy with a graphic of a battle tank rolling across the chest. Sleeves? Negative. Attitude? Locked and loaded.
Made for gym beasts, gun range regulars, and freedom-loving pun specialists, this tank is equal parts comfort and combat-ready flair. Whether you’re crushing reps or grilling burgers in full camo Crocs, this is your official summer uniform.
Made with care
Heirloom quality
Premium materials
Classic styling
Styled With
Materials
Sustainable, natural textiles can be enjoyed for generations to come.
Care
Wash only when necessary using cold water and a gentle detergent.
Details
Hand-picked accents give this piece an understated unique look.